Dog Rules for House Guests!

Dog Rules for House Guests….Love these Rules!!!

Dog Rules for House Guests

You are welcome to visit my house as long as you abide by the rules…

  1. Do not expect that they will put me outside during your visit.
  2. My house. My fur. My dander. If you have allergies, take a pill or stay home.
  3. If you don’t want hair on your clothes, don’t sit on the “fur”-niture.
  4. My ears and tail are not toys for your children.
  5. Anything dropped on the floor is mine after 1 second.
  6. During dinner I will lie quietly under the chair of the messiest eater.
  7. Please feel free to drink lots of beer. Drunks drop more food.
  8. That thing where you pretend to throw something and then hide it behind your back…not funny.
  9. The spot in front of the door is reserved for me. Walk around.
  10. When it comes to protecting my family against outsiders, I have no sense of humor. You are an outsider. Keep that in mind.
While you are here I am not supposed to
Jump up and lick your face
Use your lap for a towel
Eat grass and barf
Sniff your crotch
Hunch your leg
Lick my balls
Fart

About anythingdogz

Anythingdogz specialises in anything dog related, whether it be something for your dog, or something for you - the discerning dog lover. I hope that you enjoy looking around my shop and that you like what you see. New things are always being added. Our Mission: To offer a variety of dog related items, that are a little bit different and that you will not see on every online shop or High Street. Products: Top quality dog toys, dog raincoats, dog light switches, dog cards, disposable bowls, travel towels, portable pet feeding bottle, non spill water bowls, bone dog shape pendants, walking the dog signs, walking the owner signs, dogs been fed signs, his dog lead hooks, her dog lead hooks, red dog lead hooks, luxury dog coats, luxury dog beds, luxury dog throws and blankets, fun ceramistone caricature dog figurines, dry dog bags, leads with light, eco friendly dog bowls and food scoops, pet wash-wear bags, aquamats, caricature dog key rings, fun dog cufflinks, bespoke dog jewellery design service exclusive to Anythingdogz - Jewellery for both you and your dog! dog portraits and lots lots more! 'Like' Anythingdogz on Facebook and follow us on Twitter at www.twitter.com/anythingdogz. Join our LinkedIn forum Anythingdogz - Dog Lovers Group.
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